DATiNG A GUY iNTO GUYS...

AS YOU CAN SEE, THE QUESTiON OF THE WEEK iS A HEAD TURNER. HERE iS THE STORY BEHiND MY QUESTiON. HERE ME OUT:

i MET THiS GUY A WHiLE BACK. HE WAS A FRiEND OF A FRiEND & NEEDLESS TO SAY THE MAN WAS FiNE!!! MY FRiEND TOLD ME THAT HER FRiEND HOOKED UP WiTH HiM FROM TiME TO TiME & HE WAS GREAT iN BED! SHE FiLLED MY EARS WiTH STORiES OF HiS LENGTH & THiCKNESS & HOW HER FRiEND HAD COMPLAiNED OF BEiNG SORE & HAViNG STOMACH ACHES THE DAY AFTER THE FiRST HAD SEX. WHEN i WAS iNTRODUCED TO HiM AT A LOCAL SUSHi BAR & AFTER WE PARTED WAYS SHE TOLD ME HOW SHE KNEW HiM. LET ME TELL YOU, HE WAS SEXY. AT LEAST 6' 3", AROUND 200 POUNDS OF GRADE A MEAT! HE WAS CHOCOLATE, (MY FAVORiTE FLAVOR) WiTH PEARLY WHiTES & LiPS JUiCiER THAN CANTELOPES! HE WAS FiNE & AFTER HEARiNG ABOUT HiS SEX GAME, i WAS AT FULL ATTENTiON. REGARDLESS OF HOW AROUSED i WAS AT THiS POiNT, i REMAiNED CALM & DECiDED NOT TO LEAP OVER THE CROWD OF PEOPLE & PRESS HiM FOR HiS NUMBER. BESiDES, i DiDN'T WANT HER REPORTiNG BACK TO HER FRiEND CREATiNG UNECESSARY DRAMA. SO iNSTEAD, i MADE A MENTAL NOTE & ORDERED A DRiNK.

THREE WEEKS LATER WHiLE ONLiNE i GOT A MESSAGE ON MY MYSPACE PAGE FROM A FAMiLiAR LOOKiNG GENTLEMEN, iT READ: HEY "MiSS D.G." i DON'T KNOW iF YOU REMEMBER ME BUT MY NAME iS _______. ________ iNTRODUCED US AT CLUB SUSHi AND i SAW YOU ON HER PAGE AND DECiDED TO SAY HEY. i KNOW iT'S WEiRD 'CAUSE i DON'T KNOW YOU BUT JUST THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD TALK SOMETiME." HE LEFT ME HiS YAHOO iNSTANT MESSENGER ADDRESS ALONG WiTH HiS NUMBER. CALL ME PUNK BUT FOR SOME REASON i DECiDED TO USE THE MESSENGER BEFORE CALLiNG. i DiD THE GiRLY THiNG, AS NOT TO BE TOO ANXiOUS, & WAiTED A DAY OR TWO BEFORE CONTACTiNG HiM. i ADDED HiM TO THE LiST & SURE ENOUGH HE WAS ONLiNE. ONCE THE GREETiNGS WERE OUT OF THE WAY WE JUST CLiCKED. i CAN'T REMEMBER THE iCE BREAKER BUT WHATEVER iT WAS iT HAD US UP UNTiL 3 iN THE MORNiNG NEVER EVEN MENTiONiNG SEX OR HiS ALLEGED PACKAGE. iN 3 HOURS i FOUND OUT THAT HE WAS A COLLEGE GRADUATE WiTH NO KiDS, WiTH A VERY iMPRESSiVE REAL ESTATE PORTFOLiO, & A PASSiON FOR COOKiNG AMONG OTHER THiNGS OF COURSE. i WAS ACTUALLY THE ONE THAT BROUGHT UP THE FiRST SEX RELATED QUESTiON. i REMEMBER ASKiNG HiM SOMETHiNG CORNY LiKE, "WHEN DO YOU FiND TiME TO GET YOUR GROOVE ON?" i FORGOT WHAT HE SAiD BUT THAT JUST OPENED THE FLOOD GATES BECAUSE BEFORE YOU KNOW iT WE STARTED TALKiNG ABOUT OUR FAVORiTE POSiTiONS, iNTERESTiNG PLACES WE'VE DONE THE NASTY, & WHERE OUR "SPOTS" WERE.

HERE iS WHERE THE CONVERSATiON TOOK AN UNUSUAL TURN. AFTER ASKiNG ME MY SEXUAL ORiENTATiON i ADMiTTED TO MY SEXUALiTY (Bi) & BEFORE i COULD EXPLAiN HE TYPED "ME TOO...". AS NOT TO APPEAR STUNNED ABOUT HiS RESPONSE, i QUiCKLY TYPED "ASKED HiM WHEN WAS THE LAST TiME HE HAS BEEN WiTH A MAN". HE RESPONDED "2 MONTHS AGO" THEN HE CORRECTED HiMSELF & SAiD "iT'S REALLY ONLY HEAD"!!! NEEDLESS TO SAY AFTER A FEW MORE QUESTiONS i FOUND A CASUAL WAY TO END THE CONVERSATiON & HEADED TO BED. i WAS SOMEWHAT CRUSHED THAT MY CRUSH WAS iNTO DUDES ON THE SiDE, OR WERE WOMEN ON THE SiDE??? i JUST COULDN'T iMAGiNE DATiNG A MAN WHO DATED OTHER MEN NO MATTER HOW MUCH HUSBAND POTENTiAL HE HAD. AFTER i WOKE UP i STiLL COULDN'T RAP MY HEAD AROUND iT. i EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT THE FRiEND OF MY FRiEND THAT SLEPT WiTH HiM & BRAGGED ABOUT HOW HE PUT iT DOWN. DiD SHE KNOW & NOT CARE OR WAS SHE AS CLUELESS AS ME? THEN i THOUGHT ABOUT THiS... HOW MANY MEN OUT THERE ARE Bi BUT WE ASSUME ARE STRAiGHT & HOW MANY MEN ARE Bi BUT WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT- THE iNFAMOUS "D.L.'S"! iT'S SCARY TO THiNK ABOUT. THEN, ON THE FLiP SiDE, WHY AS WOMEN DO WE EXPECT MEN TO ACCEPT US BEiNG BiSEXUAL & ASSUME iT'S SEXY BUT LET ANOTHER MAN BE PLAYiNG BOTH SiDES OF THE FENCE & WE HAVE A FiT!

SO TO ANSWER MY OWN QUESTiON... i WOULD HAVE TO SAY NO. i COULDN'T SHARE MY MAGiC STiCK WiTH ANOTHER MAN. NO WAY NO HOW. AND TRUST ME, THiS MAN WAS FiNER THAN FiNE, SO WHOEVER iS FLOATiNG HiS BOAT THESE DAYS iS ONE LUCKY WOMAN OR, OF COURSE, MAN!

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